Eureka! Cigarettes

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I bought a fresh pack of Eureka! Cigarettes,
took a slice of Amanitas and I ain’t got bigger
yeti - the abominable snowman smokes ‘em too
"Talk to your doc today - see if Eureka!’s right for you"
"Eureka! There’s gold in them there cigarettes!"
(and a couple droplets of our stress-be-gone vinaigrette)
puff the sweet fumes, the odor is majestic
you’ll smell like it for days, people will think you are eclectic.
They’re not fags or butts, but a bundle of fine asses
jigglin’ back and forth, bringin’ booty to the masses
you can even put some weed in it but make sure that you pass it
Blasphemous bastards even smoke our packs, kid

Chorus (x2):
Buy Eureka at the store
Smoke a pack a day or more
You’ll be the coolest cat in town
When you’re six feet under the ground

Buying tobacco for miners could cost you
No matter - miners can go and get dimes
Secondhand smoke finds its way to their nostrils
Polluting yet another innocent mind

Prospector Tonto: put another cigarette in your mouth
Surgeon General's Warning: your dumfungled lungs are gonna give out

Chorus (x2)


from Eureka!, released April 14, 2017



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